Super Intelligence Decrees That Anyone Still Saying “AI” Is Donald Trump
A new definition produces millions of Donald Trumps overnight, posing an unprecedented challenge for the Census Bureau.
WASHINGTON, IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE — The Office of Super Intelligence announced Tuesday that anyone who continues to use the term “Artificial Intelligence” will henceforth be classified as “Donald Trump.”
Within fifteen minutes, the new definition generated 47 million Donald Trumps. Administration officials hailed the figure as evidence of the president’s unprecedented ability to expand, while the Census Bureau requested an entirely separate column for people named Donald Trump.
Scientists reminded officials that renaming a technology does not substitute for model testing, performance benchmarks or peer-reviewed research. The White House responded that it was studying whether those terms could be renamed as well.